So i’ve discovered that i have several drinking personas that come from drinking different beverages.

The Vodka Viking, discovered after a night of drinking only Vodka red bull in Yates. I ended up smashing glasses, trying to throw them off the balcony into the crowd and generally being destructive. I also ate a candle and tried to steal ridiculous things.

The Sleepy Farmer, as cider was the first alcoholic drink i ever really drank it always resulted in me getting rowdy, laughing a lot, and talking in the strongest dorset farmer accent. This is followed by me snoozing on anything available.

The Seductive Wino, for some unknown reason when i drink wine i just come onto everybody. I am ridiculously lovey and feel like everyone should receive my admirations, in the form of kissing peoples faces.

Nega-Kerri, a term coined my none other than Thomas J Martin (In effect). He noticed this after i started drinking Eristoff Black, he tells me that i get this ridiculous grin on my face and then all hell breaks loose. I’ve been known to cackle like a witch, run into doors and knock myself out, lift objects far heavier than i should be able to and scream profanities at my house, then apologise and tell my house it’s still beautiful on the inside.